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[Tanadil]

15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while his wife
is taking her damned sweet time:

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in
other people's carts when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off
at 5 minute intervals.

03. Make a trail of breadcrumbs leading to the candy
section.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone:
'Code 3 in Housewife's . . and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of
M&M's on lay-away.

06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and
tell other shoppers; you're sleeping over; invite them
in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a
mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask
the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly
humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna
look" using different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack . and when people browse
through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, "NO!...It's
those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a
while then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in
here!"
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[Vanuth]

omg that had me laughing so hard....Good Job Spencer
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[Renvik]

Hahaha those are so good. Reminded me of a list I saw my freshman year: 'Ways to freak out your Roommate.'

My favorite was:
Lean back in your chair until you fall over, get back up into your chair laughing heartily. Lean back and fall over again, this time get up and sternly point at your chair and say 'It's not funny anymore!'
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