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Renvik
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 Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:21 am Post subject: How to game when married... |
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Helpful advice from another game forum:
| Quote: | Do what I did one night when I wanted to game without "turbulance".
True story - I got a beer, opened it, guzzled a good portion in front of her, then got on my hands and knees, crawled across the floor while looking at her and making "Mmmmmmm... woman!" sounds, then got to her, proped one hand on one of here knees, the beer on the other, and said, "Baby, I want to do things to you that momma never told ya about."
Her response - "Get the #### away from me you idiot!" Which in English means do anything you want as long as I'm not involved. That means game!
So, to wrap it all up; if she says yes, you win. If she says no, you win. |
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Kaerai
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How come I picture Mike with that story and I don't even know what he looks like! Gotta be the beer and I can so see him crawling to Linds on his hands and knees 
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Mike
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Location: Tennessee
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YEAH YEAH YEAH southern boy...beer I can see how ya went there...NOT. I crawl for NO woman.../looks over shoulder to make sure Lindsey isn't around.
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Larinika
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:29 am Post subject: |
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hahaha classic. yes, one way or another men win
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