Al, Bill and Hillary meet God...

[Renvik]

God is talking to Al, Bill, and Hillary. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says, "That isn't exactly what went on, but I admire your humility. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "What do you believe in?" Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

Hillary retorts, "I believe you're in my chair."
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[Gnasch]

I kant talck rite now, i am lafin to hrd so Lary is typng this 4 me.

[Kaerai]

I don't know what was funnier, the joke or Gnasch--er Larry's reply


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