Its a guy thing, get used to it!....

[Tanadil]

Because I'm a guy, I must hold the television remote control in my
hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a
whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a
calculator.

Because I'm a guy, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood
and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another guy
shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these
things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where
to start."
We will then drink beer.

Because I'm a guy, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what
you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes
isfine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look
fine. Can we just go now?

Because I'm a guy, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me
soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get
as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.

Because I'm a guy, when one of our appliances stops working I will
insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me
twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to
put it back together.

Because I'm a guy, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't
think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete
stranger--how the heck could HE know where we're going?

Because I'm a guy, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The
answer is always either sex or sports, though I have to make up something else
when you ask, so don't.

Because I'm a guy, I am capable of announcing, "one more beer
and I really have to go," and mean it every single time I say it, even
when it gets to the point that the one bar closes and my buddies and I
have to go hunt down another. I will find it increasingly hilarious to
have my pals call you to tell you I'll be home soon, and no, I don't
understand why you threw all my clothes into the front yard. What's the
connection?

Because I'm a guy, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.
Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.

Because I'm a guy and this is, after all, the 90's, I will share
equally inthe housework. You do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, and
the dishes. I'll do the rest.
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